✨ Something Golden This Way Comes…
✨ Guild Gold is our way of quietly celebrating the crafters who light up our community — not with sales pitches, but with heart, kindness, and creativity.
Whether it’s sharing your latest make, cheering on a fellow member, or simply bringing joy to our threads, Guild Gold is about recognising the spirit that keeps The PCG shining bright.
Your official Guild recap, leaderboard update, and chaotic crafting confessional.
🧙♀️👑👑 DOUBLE TROUBLE IN THE COVEN – WEEK THREE RESULTS!
The cauldron has spoken. The glitter has settled. The broomsticks have stopped mid-air with confusion.
Because this week…
WE HAVE TWO ARCHWITCHES.
That’s right.
The Guild magic surged so wildly this week that the Spellbook snapped its own quill in disbelief and accidentally crowned two members.
(We tried to choose just one, but the parchment burst into song and summoned a dramatic soap bubble phoenix. So here we are.)
Presenting…
🧸 Archwitch Kath of the Threaded Realm
Guardian of Grimbald the Enchanted Bear, Mistress of the Stuffing Grips, and High Sorceress of Last-Minute Triumphs.
Her spells this week stitched time back together with tea-dyed calico and fierce teddy bear energy.
Even Keith took notes. And possibly a nap in her workshop.
🕷️ Archwitch Ceri of the Haunted Hoard
Master of Mythology Monday, High Priestess of Prompt Chaos, and Summoner of Unholy Felt.
Creator of familiars with at least three syllables and one hexed eyeball.
Her Monday magic was so intense it fried three quills, gave the moon a nosebleed, and set the Compass on fire (again).
What Happens Now?
Well, obviously…
🧙♀️💫 A Joint Coronation Ceremony – happening in the shadow of the Velvet Spire under a blood-orange moon, officiated by Corvus in his finest waistcoat. Daisy’s bringing snacks. Keith’s not invited.
🧽✨ Guild Chaos Protocols Activated – Two witches means double spells, double sparkle, and a 50% increase in accidental glitter possession.
If your familiar starts levitating or humming sea shanties—just nod politely and back away.
🪦🕯️ The Website Has Been Warned.
We’re updating the scrolls, summoning emergency banners, and preparing the comments section for widespread swooning.
Let it be known across the lands, realms, sheds and soap racks:
This week belongs to Archwitch Kath and Archwitch Ceri.
Double crowns.
Double trouble.
Double fabulous.
💋✨🧃
May your glue guns stay hot and your familiars stay out of the sink.
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