✨ Something Golden This Way Comes…
✨ Guild Gold is our way of quietly celebrating the crafters who light up our community — not with sales pitches, but with heart, kindness, and creativity.
Whether it’s sharing your latest make, cheering on a fellow member, or simply bringing joy to our threads, Guild Gold is about recognising the spirit that keeps The PCG shining bright.
Your official Guild recap, leaderboard update, and chaotic crafting confessional.
🎄 Guild Round-Up: Week of 3rd–10th November 🎄
(aka The Snowmen Are Organising a Coup)
Well. That escalated quickly.
✨ Two snowmen joined the Guild this week.
One speaks in riddles and sneezes glitter. The other hums inspirational tunes and wears a scarf gifted by dragons. They’re now running the Market. We don’t know how it happened either.
🧶 Meanwhile, Kath attempted bear surgery for the third time, Fran defeated the Felt Avalanche of Doom, and Gill accidentally created a festive mug that—mid-sip—resembles something you’d call Environmental Services about. (We love him. He has a name now.)
🍰 Gill also failed to bake her Christmas cake and summoned the ghost of Delia Smith through sheer festive guilt. We renamed it an “Advent Sponge” and pretended that was always the plan.
🐉 Ceri’s dragons made headlines. Keith is now in the shed doing angry wing push-ups. It’s not helping.
📦 The Great Craft Room Confession thread revealed that most “designated craft rooms” are actually storage bunkers full of broken dreams, rogue bobbins, and glittered felt from 2014. We feel seen.
☕ The Guild voted on their dream magical companion. The winning choice? A cocoa-loving baby dragon who keeps melting the wrapping paper.
The losing choice? A sentient mug of hot chocolate that emotionally manipulates you. (Gillian is still traumatised.)
🧹 Fran tidied her craft corner and the entire Guild gasped in unison. We suspect time magic. Keith is investigating. Badly.
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✨ Final Verdict:
The snowmen are running the show.
The goblin has a job.
The dragons are watching.
And someone, somewhere, is still hiding a stack of unposted Christmas cards in their car glovebox.
We wouldn’t have it any other way.
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