Week Ending 7th Sept – The Week Everyone Lost Their Damn Threads
👑 CROWNED QUEEN:
Kath (Katy’s Kwilts & Teddy Bears)
She swore she’d never sell fabric, then built a haberdashery empire.
She tidies her studio only when deadlines scream.
She always has cake.
Long may she reign in crumbs and bobbins.
💐 RUNNER-UP:
Fran (The Felt Petal Shop)
Hot-glued to her daffodils, emotionally betrayed by Bourbons, now crowned pliers thief supreme.
One point off the crown but still Queen of Quiet Chaos.
🐉 HALL LEGEND:
Ceri (Dragons of Shropshire)
Dragon breeder. Worm whisperer. Felted juggling innovator.
She doesn’t win every week, but she rules every Hall.
✨ SPARKLE HONOURS ✨
– Kelly – Celestial StarHost CEO. Possibly powered by nebulae.
– Ro – Dolphin diplomat. Solitaire saboteur.
– Sharon – Granny’s Singer sewing machine + chocolate = unstoppable.
– Gill – Kitten sneeze brigade, now gin-powered.
– Elizabeth – Marshmallow stitch siren. Do NOT interrupt her count.
– Carol – Sublimation panic survivor.
– Elaine – Biscuit stash revealed. We are afraid.
– Ann – Emergency Drama Bead. Need we say more.
– Joanna – Patchwork oathbreaker, quietly conquering cushions.
– Jaq – : Wielder of the Baby Bucket Mug.
– Moira – Beastie Queen. Quirky colour goddess.
– Marit – Whispered stitch witch. Button sage.
🏆 GLITTER VERDICT:
Kath snatched the crown this week with 16 sparkle points.
Fran was breathing down her neck at 15.
Ceri held steady at 10 with pure mythic craft chaos.
Everyone else? Chaotic, sparkly, biscuit-fuelled legends.
The Hall is closed until next week—when the crown will wobble again.
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