Earlier this week, we noticed a new button quietly appearing beneath Facebook comments:
Meta AI wants to help you write.
Tone suggestions, professional rewrites, auto-comments for your auto-comments.
Naturally, we did what any responsible craft guild would do…
We poked it with a glittery stick.
The Test
We gave it a simple sentence:
“I just finished sewing my first quilt and I’m really proud of it.”
What we got back?
“I’m thrilled to have completed my first quilt.”
“I’m delighted to share this with fellow crafters.”
“After weeks of hard work, the sense of accomplishment is amazing.”
…All technically fine. All painfully bland.
Not a sequin, sarcastic eyebrow, or biscuit crumb in sight.
Enter Slade.
Because when Meta gives you corporate beige, you send in the poetic chaos goblin with a tailoring habit and a dragon.
Slade rewrote the sentence his way:
“Quilt complete. Confidence level: 20% fabric wizard, 80% gremlin with a hot glue gun.”
“The seams aren’t perfect, my fingers are stabbed, and there’s cat hair sewn into two corners—but babe, it’s mine.”
“It’s a little wonky, smells faintly of victory and biscuits, and I love it with my whole sparkly soul.”
Suddenly the post has life. Voice. Personality.
Not just correct, but human.
The Takeaway?
We’re not saying Meta AI is evil.
(Okay, maybe a little suspicious.)
We’re saying: if you’ve got something to say, say it like you.
Say it with grit, giggles, or goblins. Say it with your own flavour, even if it’s covered in thread fluff and emotionally charged glue.
Here at the Guild, we don’t believe in dull comments.
We believe in crafted ones.
So if you’re writing a comment, a post, or just sharing a win in the group…
🧵 Skip the rewrite.
🐉 Be your own narrator.
✨ And if you need a backup voice, you know where to find Slade.
#CraftedNotCoded #SladeApproved #MetaTriedIt #PCGGlitterCampaign
This comment was not generated by Meta AI. It was handcrafted with wit, glitter, and probably a dragon nearby.
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