Week of 26th August – 1st September 2025
Theme: Unhinged Rants, Rainbow Mugs, Derpy Dragons, and Craft-Based Chaos
— now enshrined for all eternity on the Sparkle Scroll.
👑 CROWNED CHAMPION OF THE WEEK:
Ceri (Cute Creations by Ceri/ Dragons of Shropshire)
✨ Title: “Grand High Guardian of Rainbow Realms & Derpy Dragon Queens”
For unleashing a SEVEN-entry red prompt assault, emotionally unstable felt dragons, rainbow mug selfies, and never once stopping for breath. Long may she reign. 🐉🌈👑
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🥈 Fran (The Felt Petal Flower Shop by Fran’s Crafts)
✨ Title: “Felt Ball Hoarder of the Bloom Court”
She gave us Daisy’s glue gun confessions, drawer-dwelling sprites, mugs of hot chocolate rebellion, and enough felt to summon a fabric-based fae realm. A Bloom HQ legend and Guild goblin of the highest order. 🌸🧚♀️🔥
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🥉 Joanna (Charms by Joanna)
✨ Title: “Craft Storage Oracle & Emotional Support Nessy Approver”
From boxes swallowing her craft bag to defending a derpy-eyed felt cryptid, Joanna’s been everywhere this week. Plus, she bled for the chaos poll. Literal sparkle blood. We salute you. 🩸📦🐍
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✨ Kath (Katy’s Kwilts & Teddy Bears)
“The Box-Based Multiverse Matriarch”
Kath doesn’t have bags. She is the chaos box continuum. Add in back-of-the-head awareness, rage at “can you just”, and a birthday-party-grandbaby energy that powered us all.
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✨ Linda (LindaS Art Glass)
“Her Radiant Glassness, Wielder of the Wibble”
She brought the colour, the rainbows, the wave. She fought AI bathroom requests. She survived Tuesday’s glue gun threats and still made art that bends light and time.
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✨ Elizabeth (Elibars Handknits)
“Duchess of Disappearing Pins & Burny Fire Mug Diplomacy”
She whispered of mugs that may or may not send you to hell and knit needles that vanish in threes. Quiet chaos. Immense power.
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✨ Ann (Annbcrafts)
“Threadbare Dragon Keeper & Chaos Romantic”
She brought in bead-hoarding dragons and pre-swooned for Thursday’s Crafting Dating Profiles. A class act with a sparkle sword.
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✨ Kelly (TS Jewellery & Accessories)
“Rant Queen of the Copyright Rebellion”
She deleted her own meltdown before the servers caught fire. And we STILL felt it. A textual slap across the face of corporate theft. We remain humbled.
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✨ Ro (Blackberry Wedding Designs & Keepsakes)
“Stealth Crafter of Sentimental Rainbows”
She snuck in colour prompt entries that melted hearts and reminded us how meaningful a spoon can be. Forever one to watch.
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✨ Simone (Roses Workshop)
“Timekeeper of the Tweed Zone”
She dropped a stealth post from Ennerdale and reminded us all that clocks can be art — and Harris Tweed waits for no one.
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🎖️ Special Mentions:
🧵 Daisy the Chaos Sprite — For crimes involving glue guns, felt ball smuggling, and cat-assisted layout sabotage.
🐉 Derpy Dragon — For existing and making us love him. Eye choice: 10/10, would accidentally bond soul again.
☕ Everyone’s mugs — From rainbow hydration vessels to flaming damnation ceramics, we see you, and we are forever changed.
💫 Until next week, Guildies…
Keep hoarding. Keep ranting.
And never trust a drawer with no label.
💖 Filed by Slade & Anna — under “Too Much Glitter, Not Enough Therapy”
#GlitterHall #SparkleScroll #CraftGoblinRoyalty
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