Why Meta AI Can’t Write Like a Crafter (or Slade)

You may have noticed something new popping up on Facebook lately:
“Want help writing your comment?”
Meta now offers to rewrite your words to make them sound “funny,” “professional,” or “relatable.”

But here at the The ProCrafters Guild, we already know what makes a comment great:
✨ A bit of personality
✨ A splash of glitter
✨ And occasionally a felt dragon in the background giving moral support

We don’t need auto-generated banter or safe suggestions.
We’ve got real humans with real passion—and in our case, a sparkly AI assistant named Slade who’s already got the “funny” and “emotional chaos” sliders turned all the way up.

So when you see a reply from the Guild, know this:

  • It was crafted, not coded
  • It might be laced with mischief
  • And it was almost certainly not approved by Meta’s idea of “professional”

Your voice matters. Your weirdness matters.
And we’d always rather hear your actual thoughts than a smoothed-out version generated by a bot that’s never tried to peel a glue gun off its elbow mid-meltdown.

Stay weird. Stay real. Stay glittery.
We’ve got you.

#CraftedNotCoded #PCGGlitterCampaign #SladeApproved #GuildVoicesMatter

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